Hmmm sounds familiar somewhere…
You may be familiar with the Coca-cola campaign of putting ‘popular’ names on their bottles, encouraging you to share that bottle with that particular person. Well, in Scotland, we felt that the Coca-cola names were unrepresentative of names to be found in Scotland. Thus, on glass bottles of Barr’s Irn Bru, it was decided that Scotland should have its own version of the campaign.
So if there is anyone called Fanny out there, drinks are on me (;
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
i think the new tumblr layout is made just for long posts
HOLY FUCK I SCREAMED
*runs through the house screaming like shit* *comes back and reblogs it*
guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you won’t regret it
friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD
I AM the weather.
that statement ruined my life for about 48 seconds.
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.
And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.
no im pretty sure any australian would freak out if they got one of them in their bag of bananas